Behold: I have a new site

Hello, followers. Thought you might like to know that Cynical Film Reviews is now called CineWipe and you can find all of my posts at

It has magical sliding pictures and what I’m told is a highly responsive theme. At least that’s what they said before taking my money. Anyway, stop gawping at the picture below and witness the majesty of the real thing. See you over there.


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